Dostana Movie Review:
Casts: Abhishek Bachchan, Priyanka Chopra, John Abraham, Bobby Deol, Shilpa
ShettyDirector: Tarun MansukhaniProducer: Karan JoharMusic: Vishal Dadlani, Shekhar
RavjianGenre: Romance
Review By: Dr Usman Khawaja Review
This is a an exasperatingly extroverted gay romcom from the limited imagination of Karan Johar who has decided fit to take every funny joke regarding drag queens, homosexuals and straight women called fag hags and put it incoherently together in a malicious plagiarized version of Larry and Chuck get married.
It will be of no use to try to remind Bollywood that it is no problem being gay but it is a crime to be unimaginative and make sheer trashy comic enterprises out of Hollywood blunders and doubly so with crude and vulgar double entendres regarding both Indians and homosexuals.
This extroverted moronic piece is how 2 men of Indian origin in Miami pretend to be gay romantics to rent a room in an Indian Sindhi family household and that heralds this lunatic comic caper. One of the men is a supermodel with a pumped up ass and biceps with an underdeveloped torso called John Abraham and the other is the pretender drag queen as Abishek Bachchan who has clearly studied every act from the Indian community of hijras (Eunuch) as he plays a modern Indian gay man.
The whole exercise is a torture and a pain in the ass itself as they leave no opportunity to hump each other’s asses at any time and everything from their Cadillac to scarf to underwear is pink.
It gets redeemed slightly by Priyanka Chopra who gives the only credible performance as the girl they both fall in love with, but she is sabotaged by an awful Punjabi mum who has become branded as the worst mum in Bollywoods living memory-Kiron Kher and here she is singing a song in Punjabi too on south beach Miami while giving us a eye popping tour of the art deco resort....................
